1 00:00:37,470 --> 00:00:39,597 You shouldn't be out after dark. 2 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:43,765 Don't you know what town this is? 3 00:00:43,848 --> 00:00:48,811 Yes, run. We enjoy it. 4 00:00:54,448 --> 00:00:58,911 Perhaps it is you who should not be out after dark. 5 00:00:59,158 --> 00:01:00,451 Yes, run! 6 00:01:04,291 --> 00:01:05,501 Well, well, well, well. 7 00:01:05,584 --> 00:01:07,502 No, no, no, no, no! 8 00:01:07,503 --> 00:01:08,421 Please, please, please! 9 00:01:08,504 --> 00:01:13,340 It was just a joke. See? Eh? 10 00:01:16,428 --> 00:01:21,266 Fake vampires? Tourists. 11 00:01:24,879 --> 00:01:26,441 The festival has only begun. 12 00:01:26,524 --> 00:01:28,624 There is a vampire in this town 13 00:01:28,706 --> 00:01:30,547 and we are going to find him. 14 00:01:41,623 --> 00:01:45,465 {\an8}The Talisman of Ordo goes under jewelry. 15 00:01:45,548 --> 00:01:48,431 {\an8}And the Dancing Dragon's pearl flute, 16 00:01:48,431 --> 00:01:49,773 {\an8}file it under musical instruments. 17 00:01:49,853 --> 00:01:51,495 {\an8}This is the epitome of dullness. 18 00:01:51,515 --> 00:01:52,777 {\an8}We should be out there right now 19 00:01:52,777 --> 00:01:53,935 {\an8}fighting evildoers. 20 00:01:54,018 --> 00:01:55,478 {\an8}That pendulum... 21 00:01:57,519 --> 00:01:59,761 {\an8}...is going to go off any minute. 22 00:01:59,844 --> 00:02:01,903 {\an8}The pendulum hasn't gone off in over a week. 23 00:02:01,986 --> 00:02:03,708 {\an8}Look, I don't like doing this just as much as you do, 24 00:02:03,748 --> 00:02:04,928 {\an8}but we have to get it done. 25 00:02:04,929 --> 00:02:06,089 {\an8}and for the last time, 26 00:02:06,090 --> 00:02:08,151 {\an8}stop playing with the Golden Banshee of Kearny. 27 00:02:08,151 --> 00:02:10,026 {\an8}What happens if the banshee banshees? 28 00:02:10,028 --> 00:02:12,550 {\an8}Well, technically, heads could explode. 29 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:16,117 {\an8}Which is why Mrs. Astolat wants everything safely stored in the main library. 30 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:20,404 {\an8}Bleh! The artifacts are fine and Elaine can kiss my Astolat. 31 00:02:20,404 --> 00:02:23,791 {\an8}Wait, circle back. What do we do with the ones that could make your head explode? 32 00:02:23,791 --> 00:02:26,154 {\an8}Those are filed in the restricted section, 33 00:02:26,174 --> 00:02:29,438 {\an8}with fail-safes placed over them so they can't cause trouble if they get out. 34 00:02:29,458 --> 00:02:32,762 {\an8}Fail-safes? Like what? 35 00:02:32,762 --> 00:02:36,806 {\an8}Well, the Golden Banshee will go in a soundproof box. 36 00:02:36,806 --> 00:02:40,269 {\an8}Medusa's head will have a bag over it. 37 00:02:40,290 --> 00:02:41,829 {\an8}We're not idiots. 38 00:02:41,912 --> 00:02:45,076 {\an8}What's idiotic is that you promised that before the six months Stone gave you was over, 39 00:02:45,116 --> 00:02:48,540 {\an8}you'd catalog all these artifacts and put them back where they belong. 40 00:02:48,540 --> 00:02:51,792 {\an8}Almost over, but we've only been here... 41 00:02:55,215 --> 00:02:57,657 Uh, can Connor and I take this to Mrs. Astolat in the main library? 42 00:02:57,741 --> 00:02:59,139 - We've never been. - For good reason. 43 00:02:59,223 --> 00:03:03,142 You are not a Librarian. Security will have your head. 44 00:03:03,225 --> 00:03:04,687 Ah, remind me. 45 00:03:04,770 --> 00:03:07,673 Down the left hall, third door on the right. 46 00:03:08,872 --> 00:03:13,257 - Sorry, which door? Thank you. - Third door on the right. 47 00:03:13,340 --> 00:03:15,603 Wow, has it really almost been six months? 48 00:03:15,603 --> 00:03:17,625 Yeah, feels like we just got started. 49 00:03:17,625 --> 00:03:19,960 And when it's over, you two will go back to your normal lives, 50 00:03:19,968 --> 00:03:22,746 and Vik will just become another artifact in the Library. 51 00:03:22,829 --> 00:03:25,071 Hmm. The future waits for no man. 52 00:03:25,154 --> 00:03:27,555 That reminds me, I have to go wait for my broker. 53 00:03:27,638 --> 00:03:28,749 You selling the castle? 54 00:03:28,758 --> 00:03:30,560 Like your friend Suki suggested? 55 00:03:30,641 --> 00:03:32,101 Uh, yeah. 56 00:03:32,681 --> 00:03:35,586 I know she didn't express it the right way, but she had a point. 57 00:03:35,669 --> 00:03:37,692 This can't go on forever. 58 00:03:37,692 --> 00:03:40,293 So we have to plan. I have an IPO to launch. 59 00:03:40,376 --> 00:03:42,098 It needs capital to get off the ground, 60 00:03:42,098 --> 00:03:45,583 and this is a once in a lifetime opportunity. 61 00:03:45,583 --> 00:03:49,826 Got it. We'll stay out of your way when the broker's here. 62 00:03:49,909 --> 00:03:51,559 Excuse me. Sorry. 63 00:03:51,642 --> 00:03:53,824 I didn't think you'd be so eager to break up the band. 64 00:03:53,907 --> 00:03:55,991 Who said anything about breaking up the band? 65 00:03:56,011 --> 00:03:58,892 I'm gonna need high-level security for my company. 66 00:03:58,975 --> 00:04:00,358 I'm a Guardian. 67 00:04:00,441 --> 00:04:05,612 Yeah, but who are you gonna guard if Vikram's stuck in the Library? 68 00:04:05,693 --> 00:04:07,793 Think about it, okay? 69 00:04:28,974 --> 00:04:31,017 You know you're setting that for a basement in Queens right now. 70 00:04:31,101 --> 00:04:33,662 - It's not what it looks like. - It looks like after realizing 71 00:04:33,745 --> 00:04:35,447 our time in the Library is limited, 72 00:04:35,447 --> 00:04:38,271 you're using the door to go somewhere you'll never have a chance to go again. 73 00:04:38,311 --> 00:04:39,773 Okay, it is what it looks like. 74 00:04:39,773 --> 00:04:41,736 - You can't just run off somewhere. - Why not? 75 00:04:41,736 --> 00:04:44,460 Lysa's off doing the broker thing. The pendulum's quiet. 76 00:04:44,460 --> 00:04:48,383 You want to come? Once in a lifetime opportunity. 77 00:04:48,466 --> 00:04:52,745 I can't. I have to make sure Vikram finishes cataloging. 78 00:04:52,827 --> 00:04:55,270 Finally making progress. 79 00:04:55,353 --> 00:04:58,856 Aah! Charlie! We have to do that last box again. 80 00:04:58,857 --> 00:05:01,858 Last three, actually. 81 00:05:02,056 --> 00:05:06,267 Curious, where'd you say you're going again? 82 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:12,684 - Welcome to Kisiljevo. - It's a village festival. Cute. 83 00:05:12,767 --> 00:05:14,870 It's not just a village festival. 84 00:05:16,623 --> 00:05:20,294 - It's a vampire festival. - And here you will see 85 00:05:20,377 --> 00:05:23,400 a large assortment of garlic pastries, 86 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:26,844 because nothing wards off a bloodsucker like bad breath. 87 00:05:26,844 --> 00:05:31,422 Garlic, fangs, t-shirts that say "I went to a vampire festival 88 00:05:31,505 --> 00:05:35,049 and all I got was this neck wound and strange bout of anemia"? 89 00:05:35,049 --> 00:05:37,912 Kisiljevo is the birthplace of vampires. 90 00:05:37,932 --> 00:05:39,330 - The birthplace? - Yup. 91 00:05:39,414 --> 00:05:41,315 This town has the first recorded sighting of a vampire 92 00:05:41,315 --> 00:05:42,317 way back in the 1700s. 93 00:05:42,317 --> 00:05:44,938 In fact, "vampyr," no "E", 94 00:05:45,021 --> 00:05:48,263 is the most well-known Serbian word in the world. 95 00:05:48,845 --> 00:05:50,464 I thought vampires were older than that. 96 00:05:50,547 --> 00:05:53,250 - What about Dracula? - Yeah, he was a vampire. 97 00:05:53,250 --> 00:05:56,795 But they didn't write about him until the 1800s as a fictionalized novel. 98 00:05:56,876 --> 00:06:00,581 The first recorded newspaper article of a vampire was in Kisiljevo, 99 00:06:00,581 --> 00:06:04,791 when a farmer, Petar Blagojavic died, was buried, 100 00:06:04,875 --> 00:06:08,741 and then walked into his house and demanded his wife give him a new pair of shoes. 101 00:06:08,754 --> 00:06:11,839 - It's quite a story. - I know. I wrote a paper on it. 102 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:13,882 The townsfolk dug him up the next day, 103 00:06:13,882 --> 00:06:15,605 put a stake through his heart, chopped his head off-- 104 00:06:15,605 --> 00:06:18,505 due diligence-- and that was that. 105 00:06:18,589 --> 00:06:21,150 No, it wasn't. Otherwise, the paper would be really short. 106 00:06:21,233 --> 00:06:25,802 Yeah. I dug up records in the following months and years of deaths that fit a pattern. 107 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:29,919 I posited that Petar Blagojavic was still among us. 108 00:06:30,003 --> 00:06:31,984 - And then? - And then I lost all credibility 109 00:06:32,068 --> 00:06:33,329 and was laughed out of Stuttgart. 110 00:06:33,329 --> 00:06:35,128 Bloody snow cones! 111 00:06:35,211 --> 00:06:37,964 - Hey, blood snow cone? - Yeah. 112 00:06:40,272 --> 00:06:42,575 - Actually, it's cherry. - It better be. 113 00:06:42,658 --> 00:06:45,076 - For you? - Yes, please. Thank you. 114 00:06:46,177 --> 00:06:47,879 - All right. - Cheers. 115 00:06:47,962 --> 00:06:51,297 Garlic! Garlic! Don't miss the garlic! 116 00:06:51,298 --> 00:06:54,301 Hey, hey! My friend. Come, come, come, come. Come here. 117 00:06:54,301 --> 00:06:56,302 - Ah. - Look, look, look. Look what I have. 118 00:06:56,302 --> 00:06:58,244 - Ooh, it's pungent, yeah. - Do you know where-- 119 00:06:58,245 --> 00:06:59,872 Yeah, it's there. 120 00:07:04,471 --> 00:07:05,652 Mm. No, sorry. 121 00:07:05,735 --> 00:07:08,117 How much for this one? 5,000? 122 00:07:08,117 --> 00:07:11,327 This book's, like, 50 years out of date. 123 00:07:11,879 --> 00:07:13,160 That's how you kill a vampire. 124 00:07:13,243 --> 00:07:16,047 - 500. - It's not even hardwood. 125 00:07:16,087 --> 00:07:18,930 Come on, come on. 300? 300? It's a bargain. 126 00:07:23,439 --> 00:07:25,502 You know, thanks for inviting me today. 127 00:07:25,585 --> 00:07:28,204 It's been a really nice break. 128 00:07:28,288 --> 00:07:32,253 - But... - Oh, there's a but? No buts, please. 129 00:07:32,336 --> 00:07:35,080 But I don't think you're gonna find your vampire here. 130 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:38,543 At least not in the middle of the day amongst all these tourists. 131 00:07:38,626 --> 00:07:43,053 Actually, there are rumors of a commune of daywalking vampires in California. 132 00:07:43,053 --> 00:07:46,976 But if you did find one, you could rub it in the face 133 00:07:47,059 --> 00:07:49,895 of all those academics who booted you. 134 00:07:49,964 --> 00:07:51,938 The thought had occurred to me. 135 00:07:51,938 --> 00:07:54,922 And now we go to the Kisiljevo Keep. Please keep up. 136 00:07:54,922 --> 00:07:58,092 They cut my pay if one of you gets eaten. 137 00:07:59,802 --> 00:08:02,470 So is that what you're gonna do once the six months is up? 138 00:08:02,553 --> 00:08:04,536 - Back to academia? - It would be amazing 139 00:08:04,536 --> 00:08:07,257 if we could stay with the Library, but that's not gonna happen. 140 00:08:07,340 --> 00:08:08,963 I burned my online following. 141 00:08:08,963 --> 00:08:11,426 If Academia was forced to take me seriously, at least I'd have that. 142 00:08:11,446 --> 00:08:16,247 You know? What about you? You gonna be Lysa's head of security? 143 00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:20,078 To be honest, I hadn't even thought about leaving Vikram until she brought it up. 144 00:08:20,162 --> 00:08:23,863 Even if Jacob Stone and the other Librarians stick him on a shelf? 145 00:08:23,946 --> 00:08:26,068 If anyone could get in trouble just sitting on a shelf... 146 00:08:29,331 --> 00:08:30,508 Speaking of. 147 00:08:30,591 --> 00:08:35,116 It's Mrs. A, and she's using a lot of capital letters. 148 00:08:35,116 --> 00:08:37,738 - Oh. - We should get back. 149 00:08:37,738 --> 00:08:39,337 You know where we came in the door? 150 00:08:39,420 --> 00:08:40,861 Yeah, just inside the castle keep 151 00:08:40,861 --> 00:08:43,178 near the vampire memorabilia room. 152 00:08:43,261 --> 00:08:46,384 Ooh. I'm gonna run back and get a snow cone. You want one? 153 00:08:46,467 --> 00:08:48,549 Uh, yeah. Extra bloody, please. 154 00:08:48,549 --> 00:08:50,918 I'll text Lysa we're on our way. 155 00:09:18,832 --> 00:09:20,292 No way. 156 00:09:38,602 --> 00:09:40,062 Aah! Aah! 157 00:09:48,111 --> 00:09:51,947 - Connor? Connor? - There you are. 158 00:09:51,948 --> 00:09:55,813 Mrs. A was getting rather piqued you weren't here to correct my alphabetizing, 159 00:09:55,813 --> 00:09:58,175 even though the alphabet hasn't changed! 160 00:09:58,175 --> 00:10:01,336 - Connor, is he here? - I thought he was with you. 161 00:10:01,419 --> 00:10:03,477 He was. I lost him. 162 00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:05,461 I knew he'd never come through the magic door without me. 163 00:10:05,544 --> 00:10:08,221 But I've searched all of Kisiljevo. He's nowhere. 164 00:10:08,304 --> 00:10:10,366 You've been to Kisiljevo? 165 00:10:10,449 --> 00:10:12,849 I didn't know what it was until I got there. 166 00:10:12,932 --> 00:10:15,515 But it was fun. There was snow cones and t-shirts. 167 00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:18,018 And we got separated and now he's not answering his phone. 168 00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:20,360 Are you telling me you went to the birthplace of vampires 169 00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:22,748 - and did not take any vampire protection? - No. 170 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:26,095 A crossbow, a vial of holy water, a stake? 171 00:10:26,178 --> 00:10:28,304 Ooh, I did buy this. 172 00:10:31,425 --> 00:10:33,050 It's not even hardwood. 173 00:10:34,490 --> 00:10:35,785 Where's Lysa? 174 00:10:35,868 --> 00:10:38,592 She is selling off the last of her family inheritance. 175 00:10:38,675 --> 00:10:42,011 You're stuck with me. Ah. 176 00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:48,405 - Oh. - We still have a few hours of daylight left. 177 00:10:48,488 --> 00:10:53,506 Hopefully we can get Connor before that town turns into a blood-soaked bacchanalia. 178 00:10:53,506 --> 00:10:54,966 No. 179 00:10:57,777 --> 00:10:59,237 Hmm. Ha! 180 00:11:02,405 --> 00:11:03,866 Needs sharpening. 181 00:11:16,649 --> 00:11:19,485 Well, we have a lot to do here. 182 00:11:20,695 --> 00:11:22,322 - You're Lysa? - Uh, yeah. 183 00:11:22,405 --> 00:11:24,324 I'm from the agency. 184 00:11:24,407 --> 00:11:27,367 Um, do you know what this stone is? 185 00:11:27,368 --> 00:11:28,962 Uh, no. I'm not sure. 186 00:11:28,962 --> 00:11:31,640 Not a problem. We can just ask the builder. 187 00:11:31,723 --> 00:11:32,764 It's a castle. 188 00:11:32,847 --> 00:11:36,140 The builder's been dead for nearly a millennia. 189 00:11:36,308 --> 00:11:37,830 Original stonework. 190 00:11:37,913 --> 00:11:40,071 That's how we'll put it in the listing. 191 00:11:40,154 --> 00:11:41,415 Yeah. Thank you so much for coming. 192 00:11:41,498 --> 00:11:44,919 I can appreciate that there aren't many buyers for a castle, 193 00:11:45,002 --> 00:11:46,919 especially one without modern wiring, 194 00:11:47,002 --> 00:11:49,602 plumbing, heating, cooling, or insulation. 195 00:11:49,684 --> 00:11:52,932 But don't forget what it does have. 196 00:11:52,932 --> 00:11:55,683 Drafts, mold, a working museum-- 197 00:11:55,696 --> 00:11:58,698 which is unique to say the least. 198 00:11:58,991 --> 00:12:02,855 Don't worry. We'll turn every minus into a plus. 199 00:12:02,938 --> 00:12:05,167 Shall we start with the turrets? 200 00:12:05,250 --> 00:12:06,710 Uh... 201 00:12:12,210 --> 00:12:14,225 It's all right. It's all right. 202 00:12:14,308 --> 00:12:15,550 It's a sports drink. Electrolytes. 203 00:12:15,633 --> 00:12:16,703 You'll need them. See? 204 00:12:16,754 --> 00:12:18,891 Wait, wait. Who are you? Where am I? 205 00:12:18,973 --> 00:12:23,057 I'm Petar, and, well, this-- this is my place. 206 00:12:23,058 --> 00:12:25,681 You took a nasty blow to your head. 207 00:12:25,764 --> 00:12:27,864 Charlie. My friend. 208 00:12:28,783 --> 00:12:31,886 - Where is she? - Yeah, your phone took a nasty blow, too, 209 00:12:31,970 --> 00:12:37,073 - and you were alone when you fell. - I fell? 210 00:12:37,155 --> 00:12:40,617 I was climbing the wall because I saw... 211 00:12:41,322 --> 00:12:43,866 - I saw you. - What, me? 212 00:12:43,949 --> 00:12:46,190 No, no, no, no, no. I just found you. 213 00:12:46,227 --> 00:12:50,090 That's it. So, um-- oh, jeez! 214 00:12:50,173 --> 00:12:52,993 I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to scare you. 215 00:12:53,076 --> 00:12:55,119 Usually, I stay in my apartment during the festival, 216 00:12:55,119 --> 00:12:57,953 but I ran out of O-positive, and corn chips. 217 00:12:58,037 --> 00:13:00,059 So I nipped out in the afternoon shadows to the store. 218 00:13:00,073 --> 00:13:03,438 With all those vampire hunters out there this year, it seemed the safest. 219 00:13:03,458 --> 00:13:06,043 You're a vampire? A real one? 220 00:13:06,102 --> 00:13:10,809 Shh. You really think Mrs. Kulik upstairs needs to know that? 221 00:13:10,809 --> 00:13:13,653 - Just, uh-- just stay back. - Oh, come on. 222 00:13:13,653 --> 00:13:16,017 Listen, you're the one who chased after me. 223 00:13:16,017 --> 00:13:17,419 I thought you might be a vampire hunter, 224 00:13:17,439 --> 00:13:20,065 and I hissed a little and scared you. 225 00:13:20,123 --> 00:13:24,460 - And you fell. - So a vampire saved my life? 226 00:13:24,609 --> 00:13:28,737 Well, yeah. Well, technically, yes. 227 00:13:29,634 --> 00:13:33,303 A vampire who's a real sneakerhead. 228 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:39,787 Stokerian lore says as a vampire must maintain a connection to their homeland. 229 00:13:39,870 --> 00:13:42,068 Dracula famously traveled with Transylvanian dirt. 230 00:13:42,151 --> 00:13:44,515 That always seemed like a lot to me. I just keep a lease. 231 00:13:44,598 --> 00:13:46,460 - You're from Kisiljevo? - Mm-hmm. 232 00:13:46,460 --> 00:13:47,802 So you're not just a vampire. 233 00:13:47,803 --> 00:13:50,487 You're Petar Blagojavic, who rose from the dead 234 00:13:50,487 --> 00:13:52,655 and asked his wife for his pair of shoes! 235 00:13:52,655 --> 00:13:54,900 You're the first vampire ever recorded. 236 00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:57,993 - That is so cool! - Yes, yes. 237 00:13:57,994 --> 00:14:01,897 - Suck it, Stuttgart! - Uh, please sit. 238 00:14:01,898 --> 00:14:04,280 Um, I am the first vampire, 239 00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:09,986 and I'm afraid you will soon become the latest. 240 00:14:10,145 --> 00:14:11,246 What do you mean? 241 00:14:11,328 --> 00:14:14,813 Well, you fell really, really, really hard. 242 00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:15,934 And I thought the only way 243 00:14:15,934 --> 00:14:18,497 to save you was, well, you know... 244 00:14:18,497 --> 00:14:19,501 You bit me? 245 00:14:19,502 --> 00:14:20,962 The... 246 00:14:23,179 --> 00:14:25,481 Wait, hold-- hold on. There's only one hole. 247 00:14:25,564 --> 00:14:27,420 I only got one fang. See? 248 00:14:27,503 --> 00:14:29,505 The other one was removed, like, ages ago. 249 00:14:29,588 --> 00:14:31,591 In the late Victorian era, when vampires were all the rage, 250 00:14:31,591 --> 00:14:34,734 there were rumors that taking out a vampire's tooth would cure them. 251 00:14:34,754 --> 00:14:36,455 Yeah, it didn't work, unfortunately. 252 00:14:36,455 --> 00:14:38,698 It only cured the cure. 253 00:14:38,781 --> 00:14:43,201 Um, corn chip? 254 00:14:45,867 --> 00:14:48,035 Right. Where are we? 255 00:14:48,286 --> 00:14:50,469 Just inside the gate to the keep. 256 00:14:50,552 --> 00:14:52,711 The festival's down in the main square. 257 00:14:52,794 --> 00:14:53,813 - Festival? - Yeah. 258 00:14:53,896 --> 00:14:56,079 Why anyone would celebrate a vampire is beyond me. 259 00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:58,966 They are not happy little elves leaving pots of gold 260 00:14:58,966 --> 00:15:00,983 or intoxicating drinks. No. 261 00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:04,632 If you ever met a vampire, you would be eaten. 262 00:15:04,715 --> 00:15:07,799 Yeah, well, I'm really hoping that's not what happened to Connor. 263 00:15:07,799 --> 00:15:09,722 Vampires can't go out in the open. 264 00:15:09,722 --> 00:15:12,480 If he has been taken, he's being held inside, 265 00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:14,646 assuming he hasn't been exsanguinated already. 266 00:15:14,729 --> 00:15:17,732 Yeah, well, let's assume he hasn't. 267 00:15:19,176 --> 00:15:20,595 Why did you go with Connor, anyway? 268 00:15:20,678 --> 00:15:23,810 Impulse. I shouldn't have abandoned you. 269 00:15:23,810 --> 00:15:25,852 Leaving me to Mrs. A's infernal devices. 270 00:15:25,852 --> 00:15:27,623 That's not what I mean. 271 00:15:27,706 --> 00:15:29,874 You're my charge, sir, the one I'm meant to protect, 272 00:15:29,957 --> 00:15:31,739 and now you're in just as much jeopardy as he is. 273 00:15:31,779 --> 00:15:36,018 - Charlie, I appreciated your-- - Lysa offered me a job. 274 00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:37,482 There's something I should tell you. 275 00:15:37,565 --> 00:15:42,070 There is someone behind you right now about to put a bag over your head. 276 00:15:42,211 --> 00:15:44,393 What did you mean when you said removing the teeth 277 00:15:44,393 --> 00:15:47,357 - cured the cure? - Right, so-- oh, jeez. 278 00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:50,484 Man, I bit my lip. Happens all the time. So where were we? 279 00:15:50,540 --> 00:15:52,559 Oh, yes, vampire physiology. 280 00:15:52,642 --> 00:15:55,043 So with both teeth, you can recirculate the blood, 281 00:15:55,126 --> 00:15:57,670 meaning you can drink without turning anyone into a vampire. 282 00:15:57,690 --> 00:16:02,478 With one tooth, no recirculation, so baby vampire. 283 00:16:02,478 --> 00:16:07,045 I haven't bitten anyone since blood banks were invented, so it was moot until now. 284 00:16:07,045 --> 00:16:10,330 Yeah, I didn't know that, and I know a lot about vampires. 285 00:16:10,330 --> 00:16:13,055 Well, I suppose it's tough to study vampiric bodily systems 286 00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:14,818 since we turn into ash when we die. 287 00:16:14,818 --> 00:16:16,945 It doesn't leave a lot to dissect. 288 00:16:16,946 --> 00:16:18,327 Are you sure you don't want any food? 289 00:16:18,328 --> 00:16:21,907 You're gonna be starving once you change completely. 290 00:16:21,907 --> 00:16:24,920 - Wait, hold on, am I not a vampire yet? - You are. 291 00:16:25,003 --> 00:16:28,006 It's just your vampirism isn't permanent until the first nightfall. 292 00:16:28,089 --> 00:16:30,715 Most of the people get bitten at night, so this isn't an issue. 293 00:16:30,752 --> 00:16:33,629 So there's a window. I still have time to go to the Library 294 00:16:33,635 --> 00:16:38,300 - and maybe find a way... - Are you mad? 295 00:16:38,300 --> 00:16:40,320 It's still day outside. We'll both burn up. 296 00:16:40,403 --> 00:16:42,225 Well, I can't just sit here and wait to develop 297 00:16:42,225 --> 00:16:45,288 - an insatiable blood lust. - Listen, I'm sorry, okay? 298 00:16:45,288 --> 00:16:49,146 I'm so sorry, but without my other tooth, there's nothing we can do. 299 00:16:49,229 --> 00:16:52,621 Please, let's just-- listen. Let's just chill. 300 00:16:52,704 --> 00:16:55,539 Watch some TV. I have more snacks. 301 00:16:56,689 --> 00:17:00,313 Do you have any idea what happened to your tooth? 302 00:17:00,434 --> 00:17:02,186 Actually, I do. 303 00:17:06,842 --> 00:17:07,861 Yeah. 304 00:17:07,945 --> 00:17:09,323 Are you all right, sir? 305 00:17:09,407 --> 00:17:11,907 Other than these cursed bindings, fine. 306 00:17:12,851 --> 00:17:14,930 Do not worry. 307 00:17:15,013 --> 00:17:18,138 Soon enough, you will be free... 308 00:17:19,661 --> 00:17:22,282 of all your curses. 309 00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:28,302 Hello, vampyr. 310 00:17:32,306 --> 00:17:33,766 ? 311 00:17:35,125 --> 00:17:37,144 He's not. He's a normal person. 312 00:17:37,227 --> 00:17:38,686 Piff and tosh, I tell you. 313 00:17:38,770 --> 00:17:41,613 Okay, normal might be a stretch, but he's not a vampire. 314 00:17:41,613 --> 00:17:43,669 Silence, little familiar. 315 00:17:43,753 --> 00:17:45,513 We know you're on his thrall. 316 00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:47,640 - His what? - You called him sir, 317 00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:50,016 spoke of your lifetime of devotion and service. 318 00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:52,763 Having someone pledge eternal loyalty does not make me a vampire. 319 00:17:52,846 --> 00:17:54,597 You speak like a vampyr. 320 00:17:54,608 --> 00:17:57,443 Dress like a vampyr. Your coat. 321 00:18:04,642 --> 00:18:07,644 Stanislav and Sons, Belgrade. 322 00:18:09,448 --> 00:18:12,468 Stanislav and Sons closed in the late 19th century. 323 00:18:12,552 --> 00:18:15,151 Damn. I'll never get those cuffs adjusted. 324 00:18:15,234 --> 00:18:17,896 Isn't there a simpler way to test if he's a vampire? 325 00:18:17,979 --> 00:18:20,079 - Hmm. - A stake. 326 00:18:20,882 --> 00:18:22,097 Stab him. 327 00:18:22,180 --> 00:18:25,205 And if he turns to dust, he's a vampire. 328 00:18:25,288 --> 00:18:28,411 And if I don't, I'm still alarmingly dead. 329 00:18:28,907 --> 00:18:31,552 The sun. It's still daylight. 330 00:18:31,636 --> 00:18:34,411 You take me outside and this will all be settled very quickly. 331 00:18:34,431 --> 00:18:37,975 It's a trick. He must be able to walk in the day. 332 00:18:37,975 --> 00:18:39,553 - Like "Blade." - Or "Twilight." 333 00:18:39,637 --> 00:18:42,460 - Or "The Vampire Diaries." - What nonsense do you speak of? 334 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:44,561 Vampires cannot walk in the sun. 335 00:18:44,561 --> 00:18:48,022 Actually, sir, there's rumors of a commune in California. 336 00:18:48,487 --> 00:18:50,147 Not helping. 337 00:18:52,207 --> 00:18:53,509 Dude, these cloaks are amazing. 338 00:18:53,592 --> 00:18:56,010 Is it a Minerva shroud imbued by a witch? 339 00:18:56,035 --> 00:18:58,013 Do you know how much Minerva shroud costs? 340 00:18:58,097 --> 00:19:00,540 Nah, this is the same material as my blackout curtains. 341 00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:03,311 And they work great. See? No sun gets through. 342 00:19:03,394 --> 00:19:04,896 You know, I never thought how modern tech 343 00:19:04,896 --> 00:19:08,107 improved the lives of the undead. 344 00:19:08,161 --> 00:19:11,986 Yeah. My favorite? Shock absorbing insoles. 345 00:19:11,987 --> 00:19:13,368 They're like magic. 346 00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:15,162 You know, I have a friend who says 347 00:19:15,163 --> 00:19:17,873 magic is just science we don't understand yet. 348 00:19:17,955 --> 00:19:21,124 I wonder what she'll make of my imminent vampirism. 349 00:19:21,199 --> 00:19:22,882 You shouldn't tell your friends about what's happening. 350 00:19:22,902 --> 00:19:25,526 My friends are smart. They can help. 351 00:19:25,526 --> 00:19:29,845 When I changed, nobody knew what was going on, least of all me. 352 00:19:29,928 --> 00:19:32,590 My friends tried to help and I-- 353 00:19:32,674 --> 00:19:34,253 I just couldn't control myself. 354 00:19:34,336 --> 00:19:36,815 And you won't be able to either. 355 00:19:36,898 --> 00:19:38,320 So if you truly care about them, 356 00:19:38,359 --> 00:19:40,234 until we retrieve my tooth, 357 00:19:40,459 --> 00:19:42,482 it's better to keep your distance. 358 00:19:42,565 --> 00:19:45,365 Then let's get that tooth. You sure you know where you're going? 359 00:19:45,448 --> 00:19:49,846 Of course. I traded my tooth for safe passage across a bridge. 360 00:19:49,929 --> 00:19:52,071 Who do you trade a tooth to at a bridge? 361 00:19:52,156 --> 00:19:54,758 Unless they live under the bridge. 362 00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:56,814 No way. We're gonna meet a troll? 363 00:19:56,898 --> 00:19:59,260 You're getting way too excited. 364 00:19:59,343 --> 00:20:01,895 I have a plan. 365 00:20:01,978 --> 00:20:04,580 We find a way to distract the extremely serious leader 366 00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:06,884 and you take out the rest of them one by one. 367 00:20:06,904 --> 00:20:10,205 Why didn't you react when I told you Lysa offered me a job? 368 00:20:10,289 --> 00:20:11,369 This is hardly the time. 369 00:20:11,369 --> 00:20:15,676 You also didn't seem at all worried about Lysa selling the castle. 370 00:20:15,676 --> 00:20:18,177 I don't care what Lysa does with the castle. It's hers. 371 00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:21,304 It's your access to the Annex. 372 00:20:21,304 --> 00:20:24,517 Do you know something about our future I don't? 373 00:20:29,655 --> 00:20:34,657 We have agreed on an appropriate test of your vampiric nature. 374 00:20:34,741 --> 00:20:36,515 Oh, God, not garlic. 375 00:20:36,599 --> 00:20:38,542 The pungent flavoring of the peasantry. 376 00:20:38,561 --> 00:20:39,761 May I interject? 377 00:20:39,844 --> 00:20:41,804 We've been tied to these chairs for a while now 378 00:20:41,887 --> 00:20:44,096 and I really need to use the bathroom. 379 00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:47,815 - Don't pull that with us. - I may be enthralled, but my bladder isn't. 380 00:20:47,815 --> 00:20:49,900 I need to go. 381 00:20:53,823 --> 00:20:56,806 - What are you doing? - Executing your plan. 382 00:21:05,666 --> 00:21:08,648 - Ow. - Not ow. Say ahh. 383 00:21:09,327 --> 00:21:13,032 Well, you could at least make it a choo-choo train, hmm? 384 00:21:13,536 --> 00:21:14,412 Ahh... 385 00:21:16,762 --> 00:21:18,722 No funny business. 386 00:21:18,805 --> 00:21:21,046 Just regular business. 387 00:21:23,770 --> 00:21:27,115 What's with these small-minded men? 388 00:21:27,198 --> 00:21:30,075 It's bloodlust this, bloodlust that. 389 00:21:30,157 --> 00:21:33,103 Do you ever get a vacation? A break? 390 00:21:33,186 --> 00:21:36,898 A boot up the side of the head? 391 00:21:42,725 --> 00:21:44,023 You sure this is the right bridge? 392 00:21:44,108 --> 00:21:45,891 It's pretty quiet out here. 393 00:21:45,891 --> 00:21:46,896 Sure, I'm sure. 394 00:21:46,952 --> 00:21:49,395 I mean, it is a little bit hard to see through, 395 00:21:49,435 --> 00:21:52,294 what is this-- sports section? 396 00:21:52,378 --> 00:21:54,020 But you never forget a bridge you had to cross 397 00:21:54,020 --> 00:21:56,080 in the dead of night during World War II. 398 00:21:56,163 --> 00:21:58,045 - Running from the Germans? - No, no. 399 00:21:58,045 --> 00:22:00,287 No, I was shaving ten minutes off my commute. 400 00:22:00,307 --> 00:22:03,586 Of course I was running from the Wehrmacht. 401 00:22:03,586 --> 00:22:06,529 You've seen quite a lot in your time, haven't you? 402 00:22:06,529 --> 00:22:09,853 Look, if this doesn't work out, 403 00:22:09,853 --> 00:22:11,475 it isn't so bad being a vampire. 404 00:22:11,475 --> 00:22:14,185 I mean, your life's your own, and you get to travel. 405 00:22:14,199 --> 00:22:16,873 - I've been everywhere. - Huh. 406 00:22:16,955 --> 00:22:22,442 I know I come off as a go with the flow type, 407 00:22:22,525 --> 00:22:25,772 but there are things I'd miss. 408 00:22:25,772 --> 00:22:29,092 I finally got to a place where I feel I should be 409 00:22:29,176 --> 00:22:31,637 with a great group of people, and... 410 00:22:33,690 --> 00:22:35,790 It doesn't matter, 411 00:22:36,354 --> 00:22:39,257 'cause I don't get to have that future anyway. 412 00:22:40,602 --> 00:22:42,644 Well, the future doesn't worry me. 413 00:22:42,727 --> 00:22:45,950 If I miss out on something, I'm just patient. 414 00:22:45,951 --> 00:22:47,411 Huh. 415 00:22:47,661 --> 00:22:49,121 Whoa, whoa. 416 00:22:49,395 --> 00:22:51,211 Definitely the right bridge. 417 00:22:51,294 --> 00:22:53,678 Whoa! Chill, man. Chill. 418 00:22:53,762 --> 00:22:59,684 How dare you disturb my peace, you peace disturber? 419 00:22:59,732 --> 00:23:01,858 - We just have a question. - Question? 420 00:23:01,858 --> 00:23:03,801 I don't answer questions. 421 00:23:03,884 --> 00:23:08,703 I stomp and I crush bones 422 00:23:08,786 --> 00:23:09,007 and, uh, uh... 423 00:23:09,008 --> 00:23:14,115 Do you, uh, need a minute or-- 424 00:23:14,115 --> 00:23:17,159 I'm sorry, man. I haven't done this in a while. 425 00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:19,453 Nobody comes over this bridge anymore. 426 00:23:19,453 --> 00:23:23,979 - Stupid expressway. - Okay, I'll make it quick. 427 00:23:23,980 --> 00:23:26,724 During World War II, you acquired a vampire fang. 428 00:23:26,732 --> 00:23:31,234 I can't even transition to the new line of work since I lost my phone. 429 00:23:31,318 --> 00:23:34,622 - New line of work? - Yes, online trolling. 430 00:23:34,686 --> 00:23:37,770 It's the only growth industry for us trolls, you know. 431 00:23:37,770 --> 00:23:39,112 I'm sorry, I'll crush your bones now. 432 00:23:39,132 --> 00:23:41,926 - Come on. - How about I trade? 433 00:23:41,976 --> 00:23:44,317 That's what trolls do, right? 434 00:23:44,839 --> 00:23:47,742 You could do a lot of damage with this. 435 00:23:48,281 --> 00:23:51,744 Oh, the fang. Stolen from me ages ago. 436 00:23:51,828 --> 00:23:55,513 Someone building a memorabilia collection to attract tourists. 437 00:23:55,513 --> 00:23:58,348 Now give me that phone or I will crash your bones. 438 00:24:06,353 --> 00:24:07,653 It's at the keep in Kisiljevo. Let's go. 439 00:24:07,736 --> 00:24:09,478 No, no, no, no. We can't go in there. 440 00:24:09,478 --> 00:24:11,420 - Drive as we talk. Let's go. - You don't understand. 441 00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:13,455 That's where the vampire hunters are holed up. 442 00:24:15,604 --> 00:24:17,064 Hey! Hey! 443 00:24:17,767 --> 00:24:19,791 This is broken! 444 00:24:19,874 --> 00:24:23,791 - I will end you now! - Just drive! 445 00:24:28,584 --> 00:24:31,938 And now you can see different tools people use 446 00:24:32,022 --> 00:24:35,346 to try to kill the vampire of Kisiljevo. 447 00:24:35,346 --> 00:24:36,806 Ooh, spooky. 448 00:24:37,797 --> 00:24:42,382 Hey, um, I heard there were vampire teeth here. 449 00:24:42,465 --> 00:24:44,259 Real ones. 450 00:24:45,130 --> 00:24:49,090 Well, not anymore. 451 00:24:49,535 --> 00:24:52,659 So if you follow me into the next chamber, 452 00:24:52,659 --> 00:24:57,923 you'll discover that we never called an exterminator for our bat problem. 453 00:24:58,006 --> 00:25:00,048 "F. Carsen, F. Carsen." 454 00:25:00,131 --> 00:25:02,384 Flynn Carsen! The Librarian. 455 00:25:03,332 --> 00:25:05,434 The tooth is in the Library. 456 00:25:09,294 --> 00:25:11,378 Ivan is getting anxious. 457 00:25:11,461 --> 00:25:14,542 How long do women take in the bathroom? 458 00:25:17,228 --> 00:25:19,588 You can fill me in later on what happened to you 459 00:25:19,671 --> 00:25:21,473 and why you're wearing a cloak. 460 00:25:21,473 --> 00:25:23,315 Right now, we need to save Vikram. 461 00:25:23,315 --> 00:25:25,657 - Wait, Vik's here? - Yeah. 462 00:25:25,678 --> 00:25:27,140 And for some reason, the vampire hunters 463 00:25:27,140 --> 00:25:31,018 have a hunch he's from a different century, and therefore undead. 464 00:25:31,101 --> 00:25:34,263 - Let's move. - I'm sorry. I can't help you. 465 00:25:34,348 --> 00:25:35,690 What are you talking about? 466 00:25:35,690 --> 00:25:37,512 I need to do something, and you're not gonna like it, 467 00:25:37,512 --> 00:25:40,263 but if I don't, I could hurt you. 468 00:25:41,233 --> 00:25:45,652 Connor, why are you so afraid? 469 00:25:46,022 --> 00:25:48,856 Hey, guys! She's right here! 470 00:25:48,939 --> 00:25:50,398 I'm sorry. 471 00:26:09,100 --> 00:26:11,061 The magic door! 472 00:26:31,828 --> 00:26:35,830 I haven't seen spiders like that outside of the zoo! 473 00:26:35,914 --> 00:26:39,478 - Yeah, the attic is-- - Infested? Don't worry. 474 00:26:39,558 --> 00:26:44,144 - We'll use the word "rustic". - But the rest of the place? 475 00:26:44,164 --> 00:26:46,386 Oh, it's a fixer, for sure. 476 00:26:46,386 --> 00:26:48,986 But it's-- it's more than that. 477 00:26:49,070 --> 00:26:56,372 Sure, it's old and drafty and rustic, but it's also home. 478 00:26:56,455 --> 00:27:00,080 - Home? - Homey. Home-like. 479 00:27:00,163 --> 00:27:03,905 You know, the place where you feel the most yourself. 480 00:27:03,988 --> 00:27:05,469 And everyone else feels the same, 481 00:27:05,469 --> 00:27:08,050 and you're just-- you're all in it together. 482 00:27:08,133 --> 00:27:11,385 But I thought you were the sole owner. 483 00:27:11,718 --> 00:27:13,477 I am. I-- 484 00:27:13,561 --> 00:27:17,522 But it's like when you're in a band. 485 00:27:20,770 --> 00:27:22,672 Ah, 36007-R, section V. 486 00:27:22,755 --> 00:27:27,221 See, the buyer I had in mind wouldn't want to deal with multiple owners. 487 00:27:27,221 --> 00:27:29,597 - You already have a buyer? - A former client asked me 488 00:27:29,665 --> 00:27:32,790 to keep an eye out to add to his portfolio. 489 00:27:32,790 --> 00:27:36,060 But I would hurry, because he's looking at-- 490 00:27:36,143 --> 00:27:38,465 Is that a wine cellar? 491 00:27:38,549 --> 00:27:42,511 - Wine cellars are very popular. - No. No, no. 492 00:27:42,811 --> 00:27:46,134 You don't want to go in there. No, it is covered in mold. 493 00:27:46,217 --> 00:27:48,696 36007. - Uh... 494 00:27:48,780 --> 00:27:50,622 Third door on the right. 495 00:27:50,705 --> 00:27:53,850 It stinks. Like, uh, bad cheese. 496 00:27:53,850 --> 00:27:55,670 Come on. 497 00:27:56,942 --> 00:27:58,402 Ugh. 498 00:27:59,938 --> 00:28:01,773 It seems you don't like garlic. 499 00:28:01,857 --> 00:28:04,442 Not when you keep shoving entire bulbs in my mouth. 500 00:28:04,525 --> 00:28:05,922 Am I a Sunday roast? 501 00:28:05,922 --> 00:28:07,845 You're not helping your case, vampire. 502 00:28:07,885 --> 00:28:09,604 Why is there a case at all? 503 00:28:09,604 --> 00:28:12,398 If it was up to me, 504 00:28:12,482 --> 00:28:13,924 I would do away with you right now. 505 00:28:13,953 --> 00:28:18,217 But my fellow hunters don't have my natural-born instincts. 506 00:28:18,217 --> 00:28:22,428 Hmph. You are as maddeningly obtuse as you are imposingly large. 507 00:28:22,429 --> 00:28:23,888 Hmm? 508 00:28:26,869 --> 00:28:31,750 Ah! Natural-born instincts, you say? How's that? 509 00:28:32,117 --> 00:28:35,118 My family has hunted vampires for centuries, 510 00:28:35,201 --> 00:28:39,288 and now it is my turn to take up the mantle. 511 00:28:40,345 --> 00:28:43,525 Living up to family expectations can be a lot of pressure. 512 00:28:43,608 --> 00:28:48,656 The name Van Helsing carries a lot of weight, but nothing I cannot handle. 513 00:28:48,739 --> 00:28:53,166 And you and your familiar are not going to stop me-- 514 00:28:53,166 --> 00:28:56,088 But we can stop you finishing that sentence. You took your time. 515 00:28:56,171 --> 00:28:58,174 Nice girls chat in the ladies retirement room? 516 00:28:58,194 --> 00:29:00,618 I ran into Connor. Something's wrong. 517 00:29:00,618 --> 00:29:04,079 He went through the magic door and closed it behind him. 518 00:29:10,294 --> 00:29:12,128 You eat the garlic. 519 00:29:14,138 --> 00:29:16,060 How do we escape if Connor locked the door? 520 00:29:16,143 --> 00:29:18,291 I have a car. 521 00:29:18,374 --> 00:29:20,334 What? No, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. I'm not one of those guys. 522 00:29:20,376 --> 00:29:25,862 I'm Petar. I'm a friend of Connor's. Heard you mention him. 523 00:29:25,862 --> 00:29:28,640 - Are you Charlie? - Yeah. 524 00:29:28,723 --> 00:29:30,704 No, weirdly, I believe him because of the cape. 525 00:29:30,787 --> 00:29:32,649 I helped him get to the castle, but I got worried 526 00:29:32,649 --> 00:29:34,483 something happened to him once he didn't come out. 527 00:29:34,511 --> 00:29:37,375 - Do you know where he is? - He's, um-- he's not here. 528 00:29:37,458 --> 00:29:40,858 You mentioned something about a vehicle. 529 00:29:40,858 --> 00:29:44,068 Yes, uh, it's, um, this way. 530 00:29:44,342 --> 00:29:45,802 Okay. 531 00:29:46,402 --> 00:29:51,538 Oh, wait, no. This way. It's this way. 532 00:30:14,897 --> 00:30:16,357 Oh, uh... 533 00:30:22,571 --> 00:30:25,324 Oh, uh, hi. 534 00:30:25,407 --> 00:30:26,867 Excalibur? Seriously? 535 00:30:29,208 --> 00:30:32,400 Okay, uh, we'll revisit this. 536 00:30:32,483 --> 00:30:35,395 Do you know where I can find row 36007-R, section V? 537 00:30:35,477 --> 00:30:36,937 Thanks. 538 00:30:43,732 --> 00:30:48,016 - I think you should consider that job from Lysa. - Why? 539 00:30:48,099 --> 00:30:51,682 You asked me if I knew anything about the future, and I do. 540 00:30:51,682 --> 00:30:56,024 I don't think the Library will have a use for you. Neither will I. 541 00:30:56,107 --> 00:30:57,568 Um, I hate to interrupt, 542 00:30:57,568 --> 00:31:00,204 but I think we're back where we began. 543 00:31:00,391 --> 00:31:03,084 Well, these medieval castles are always circuitous. 544 00:31:03,167 --> 00:31:06,401 I remember in Blarney, in Ireland, and I... 545 00:31:06,484 --> 00:31:10,989 - ...will save the rest of that story for later. - It is time to end this. 546 00:31:36,203 --> 00:31:37,663 Halt, thief. 547 00:31:37,914 --> 00:31:40,336 Security really would have my head. 548 00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:46,804 lest your head make my axe a meal. 549 00:31:46,887 --> 00:31:50,097 That's quite a rhyme, but I'm not a thief. 550 00:31:50,172 --> 00:31:51,172 I work for the Library. 551 00:31:51,172 --> 00:31:53,053 Answer me these riddles three 552 00:31:53,136 --> 00:31:54,999 to prove you are no enemy. 553 00:31:54,999 --> 00:31:56,301 Okay, I can do riddles. 554 00:31:56,301 --> 00:31:59,603 What building do you enter blind but come out seeing? 555 00:31:59,686 --> 00:32:02,203 Ooh, uh, a school. 556 00:32:02,286 --> 00:32:04,350 You got to dig deeper than ancient Sumerian to stump me. 557 00:32:04,433 --> 00:32:08,271 What fruit is of greatest use in history? 558 00:32:08,354 --> 00:32:10,750 Well, the apple is the fruit of knowledge, 559 00:32:10,834 --> 00:32:12,696 but is that history or religion? 560 00:32:12,779 --> 00:32:16,058 If we're talking history, then what dates do we include? 561 00:32:16,142 --> 00:32:17,142 Dates. 562 00:32:17,225 --> 00:32:19,059 The date is a fruit with greatest use in history. 563 00:32:19,107 --> 00:32:21,450 I am on a roll. Hit me! Number three, baby, come on. 564 00:32:21,450 --> 00:32:25,052 What is the chemical equation for photosynthesis? 565 00:32:25,135 --> 00:32:27,306 What? That's not a riddle. 566 00:32:27,389 --> 00:32:28,849 Uh, photosynthesis. 567 00:32:29,580 --> 00:32:34,663 Uh, that's carbon dioxide, water, and, um... 568 00:32:34,746 --> 00:32:38,310 - Something happens? - Photosynthesis. 569 00:32:39,362 --> 00:32:41,144 Uh, 6H2O plus 6CO2 570 00:32:41,224 --> 00:32:46,604 converted via light energy to C6H12O6 plus 6O2. 571 00:32:50,613 --> 00:32:52,014 - What? - I saw you head to the main Library, 572 00:32:52,097 --> 00:32:54,276 and I thought something was up, so I ditched the broker. 573 00:32:54,359 --> 00:32:56,256 Uh, what's going on? 574 00:32:56,339 --> 00:32:59,322 Oh, uh, just keep a distance. 575 00:32:59,405 --> 00:33:00,687 - Why, are you contagious? - No, no, no, 576 00:33:00,687 --> 00:33:03,487 but I'll be better when I get this where it needs to be. 577 00:33:03,570 --> 00:33:05,512 Okay, and what is this? 578 00:33:05,512 --> 00:33:07,879 Can you just trust me when I say it's important? 579 00:33:07,962 --> 00:33:09,324 Yeah, I mean, of course I trust you. 580 00:33:09,324 --> 00:33:12,210 Why else would I want to hire you? 581 00:33:12,210 --> 00:33:13,891 I thought that was just for Charlie. 582 00:33:13,974 --> 00:33:16,692 No. No, I don't want to break up the band. 583 00:33:16,776 --> 00:33:19,682 Speaking of, where is everyone else? 584 00:33:19,765 --> 00:33:24,853 Oh, yeah, um, they're likely about to be murdered by vampire hunters. 585 00:33:25,677 --> 00:33:27,137 What? 586 00:33:38,630 --> 00:33:40,089 - That way. - Follow me outside 587 00:33:40,172 --> 00:33:42,757 for an unscheduled vampire beheading ceremony 588 00:33:42,758 --> 00:33:44,717 that nobody at the office told me about, 589 00:33:44,718 --> 00:33:46,261 but I'm sure it's completely safe. 590 00:33:46,262 --> 00:33:47,597 Uh, Connor? 591 00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:49,430 I think we might actually want to go that way. 592 00:33:49,431 --> 00:33:50,891 Outside? 593 00:33:52,322 --> 00:33:55,225 Yeah, what-- what is it? What's wrong? 594 00:33:55,308 --> 00:33:58,352 Never mind. Let's go. 595 00:34:01,395 --> 00:34:04,318 We have rooted out the festering evil 596 00:34:04,318 --> 00:34:07,973 that has haunted this town and his familiars. 597 00:34:08,056 --> 00:34:10,217 - Familiars? - [Charlie] Talking about us. 598 00:34:10,300 --> 00:34:12,142 Long story, but the good news 599 00:34:12,142 --> 00:34:15,783 is these stocks are old and rusty. 600 00:34:15,866 --> 00:34:19,870 Okay, what now? Connor? 601 00:34:20,408 --> 00:34:21,989 Uh, yeah, you go distract him. 602 00:34:22,073 --> 00:34:25,154 - I'm gonna go around. - Okay. 603 00:34:29,658 --> 00:34:33,543 I am not a vampire. I am literally in the sun. 604 00:34:33,626 --> 00:34:36,092 Uh, yeah. He is literally in the sun. 605 00:34:36,112 --> 00:34:37,573 That's a bit of an anachronism. 606 00:34:37,573 --> 00:34:41,093 We've been over this. Daywalking vampires. 607 00:34:41,176 --> 00:34:43,329 - Like "Blade." - Or "Twilight." 608 00:34:43,339 --> 00:34:44,844 Or "The Vampire Diaries." 609 00:34:44,928 --> 00:34:49,931 Yeah, but light energy converts matter, 610 00:34:49,945 --> 00:34:51,181 like photosynthesis. 611 00:34:51,264 --> 00:34:53,866 And therefore vampires would be affected. 612 00:34:53,949 --> 00:34:57,773 - What are you talking about? - Well, light energy passes 613 00:34:57,773 --> 00:35:01,216 through the epidermis to nerve endings with no effect. 614 00:35:01,216 --> 00:35:05,261 - So, Vikram can't be a vampire. - Oh. 615 00:35:06,790 --> 00:35:09,957 How did you know his name? 616 00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:13,500 Uh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 617 00:35:13,583 --> 00:35:15,209 I can explain. 618 00:35:17,748 --> 00:35:19,850 - Don't touch her. - Oh, thank God. 619 00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:31,683 I got your tooth. I need you to bite me. 620 00:35:31,767 --> 00:35:33,046 Connor, look. 621 00:35:33,129 --> 00:35:38,762 No more enthralling, foul demon. 622 00:35:38,844 --> 00:35:40,305 No. No. 623 00:35:45,354 --> 00:35:46,395 Oh, no. 624 00:35:46,478 --> 00:35:48,354 Oh, no. Oh, no, no! No! 625 00:35:48,355 --> 00:35:50,688 No, no! No, no, no, no, no! 626 00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:53,942 Not the sun. Not the sun. Not the sun! Not the sun! 627 00:35:53,943 --> 00:35:56,487 Oh, no! Not-- not the sun. 628 00:35:56,488 --> 00:35:57,948 Wait, what? 629 00:36:00,283 --> 00:36:01,867 Wait, why am I not burning up in the sun? 630 00:36:01,868 --> 00:36:03,489 Because you're not a vampire. 631 00:36:03,489 --> 00:36:05,948 Were you under the impression that you were? 632 00:36:06,031 --> 00:36:07,031 - Yes. - Hmm. 633 00:36:07,114 --> 00:36:10,940 Petar told me that... 634 00:36:21,425 --> 00:36:24,511 I can't believe it worked. 635 00:36:34,386 --> 00:36:37,722 Thank you, you foolish wannabe Librarian. 636 00:36:37,723 --> 00:36:38,922 I'm finally back to my true self, 637 00:36:38,924 --> 00:36:43,087 and just in time for night. 638 00:36:47,696 --> 00:36:50,839 I'm so hungry. 639 00:36:51,219 --> 00:36:54,884 Do you know how long it's been since I had a proper meal? 640 00:36:54,968 --> 00:36:57,091 When I overheard you talk about the Library, 641 00:36:57,091 --> 00:36:59,735 I just couldn't believe my luck. 642 00:37:02,558 --> 00:37:05,502 Hunters, it is our moment. 643 00:37:05,585 --> 00:37:07,045 - Charge! - You. 644 00:37:12,445 --> 00:37:15,989 Van Helsing, my Astolat. Hmm? 645 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,600 I think we should get everyone out of here, don't you? 646 00:37:22,683 --> 00:37:24,420 This is all my fault. 647 00:37:24,503 --> 00:37:27,608 Lysa, you get them inside. Put them in the dungeon as a fail-safe. 648 00:37:27,690 --> 00:37:30,610 - Okay. - Charlie, do you think you can get that axe? 649 00:37:30,611 --> 00:37:33,680 - Yeah. - Good. Connor and I will-- 650 00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:35,140 Where's Connor? 651 00:37:35,263 --> 00:37:37,363 Hey! Hey, Petar! 652 00:37:37,485 --> 00:37:40,968 You want blood, right? Take mine. 653 00:37:41,051 --> 00:37:44,471 Make me a vampire, like you said. 654 00:37:53,288 --> 00:37:56,750 You spent all day worrying, afraid of turning. Why now? 655 00:37:56,834 --> 00:37:59,578 First of all, no one told me about the flying thing, which is awesome. 656 00:37:59,578 --> 00:38:03,805 But I want what you have, endless future. 657 00:38:03,805 --> 00:38:08,373 Oh, Connor, you'll make a better meal than a roommate. 658 00:38:08,373 --> 00:38:11,578 - There has to be a way to stop him. - It's too late. 659 00:38:11,578 --> 00:38:14,202 After you, I'll eat your friends. 660 00:38:14,222 --> 00:38:16,626 Fitting that my first meal would be from the Library, 661 00:38:16,626 --> 00:38:21,437 which kept my tooth from me for so very long. 662 00:38:26,628 --> 00:38:29,380 - What is this? - It's a fail-safe. 663 00:38:29,463 --> 00:38:32,849 Of course. The Library places fail-safes on all their artifacts 664 00:38:32,858 --> 00:38:34,197 so they can't get out and hurt anyone. 665 00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:37,585 Medusa's head in a bag, that kind of thing. 666 00:38:37,585 --> 00:38:41,710 What better way to booby trap a tooth than to place a capsule of cyanide in it? 667 00:38:41,793 --> 00:38:43,636 Or in his case, holy water. 668 00:38:43,636 --> 00:38:45,355 Or garlic oil. 669 00:38:45,439 --> 00:38:49,401 Or a photovoltaic cell storing solar energy. 670 00:38:50,268 --> 00:38:54,534 Whatever it is, Petar, your future ends here. 671 00:39:09,602 --> 00:39:12,729 And this shall go back home to the Library. 672 00:39:15,408 --> 00:39:17,551 Great show. Great show. Has it ended? 673 00:39:17,634 --> 00:39:19,536 Because the snow cones will sell out. 674 00:39:19,536 --> 00:39:22,279 My group, follow me. 675 00:39:22,958 --> 00:39:25,060 You're lucky this isn't that deep. 676 00:39:25,143 --> 00:39:27,588 Petar could have bit anyone and the fail-safe would have activated. 677 00:39:27,588 --> 00:39:29,110 You offered yourself up. 678 00:39:29,130 --> 00:39:30,852 I wasn't sure it was gonna work. 679 00:39:30,852 --> 00:39:33,353 - Better to test it on myself. - You need more gauze, 680 00:39:33,436 --> 00:39:35,719 and slightly fewer near-death experiences. 681 00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:40,055 Yeah, it's just not the right time. 682 00:39:40,138 --> 00:39:42,597 Yeah. Okay, thanks. 683 00:39:42,754 --> 00:39:44,714 Right, well, that was the broker. 684 00:39:44,797 --> 00:39:47,239 I'm postponing selling the castle. 685 00:39:47,460 --> 00:39:49,582 What about your IPO? 686 00:39:49,665 --> 00:39:54,486 I realized that although, yes, this is my castle, it's also our castle. 687 00:39:54,569 --> 00:39:57,013 And the decision to sell should be made together. 688 00:39:57,096 --> 00:39:59,760 But I thought the future waits for no man. 689 00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:02,906 - What, you want to join an IPO now? - Eh. 690 00:40:03,243 --> 00:40:05,806 I spent the whole day worrying about my future. 691 00:40:05,890 --> 00:40:08,554 Now I'm just happy to have one. 692 00:40:08,554 --> 00:40:10,506 The Library's all I ever really wanted. 693 00:40:10,506 --> 00:40:13,463 Gonna make the most of it with however long we have left. 694 00:40:13,464 --> 00:40:15,405 I think that's a great idea. 695 00:40:15,406 --> 00:40:18,248 Right. Petar's tooth is back in its rightful place. 696 00:40:18,248 --> 00:40:21,933 And Mrs. A would like to take a break from cataloguing to visit a local winery, 697 00:40:21,933 --> 00:40:25,075 so what shall we do with our newfound freedom? 698 00:40:25,158 --> 00:40:28,038 - We can get some training in. - Do we have to? 699 00:40:28,121 --> 00:40:30,944 I'm your Guardian, and I intend to be for a long time, 700 00:40:30,944 --> 00:40:33,587 and you nearly being beheaded reflects badly on me. 701 00:40:33,587 --> 00:40:35,689 And what about working for Lysa? 702 00:40:38,110 --> 00:40:40,143 You know, you lied to me before. 703 00:40:40,226 --> 00:40:43,728 You said you didn't care if Lysa sold the castle or if I took the job, 704 00:40:43,730 --> 00:40:48,067 but you're just trying to make it easier for us to go. 705 00:40:49,553 --> 00:40:52,216 - You don't get off that easy. - I don't? 706 00:40:52,299 --> 00:40:53,924 You're stuck with me. 707 00:41:00,128 --> 00:41:02,989 Charlie, I have to say something. 708 00:41:03,531 --> 00:41:04,991 I'm going... 709 00:41:05,974 --> 00:41:10,076 to go... hungry. 710 00:41:10,159 --> 00:41:14,265 Does anyone want that Italian delicacy, pizza? 711 00:41:14,348 --> 00:41:17,248 - Mushrooms? Pepperoni? - Ah, no thanks. 712 00:41:17,332 --> 00:41:20,397 When Petar returned to dust and you returned the tooth to the Library, 713 00:41:20,397 --> 00:41:22,380 we hit up the rest of Vampire Fest. 714 00:41:22,380 --> 00:41:24,643 Yeah, those bloody snow cones are actually pretty good. 715 00:41:24,643 --> 00:41:28,526 Was there before or after you buried the ashes on consecrated ground? 716 00:41:28,609 --> 00:41:33,322 - Aah! What? - Were we supposed to do that? 717 00:41:34,512 --> 00:41:38,347 - How did you not know to do that? - Injured. 718 00:41:38,349 --> 00:41:39,891 Not in your arm.